Cell Phone Swagger

Cell Phone Swagger

Q: My cell phone needs some new swag. Whatcha got for me? A: By swag, I assume you mean dorky tech toys? If that’s the case, you came to the right place. I’m not going to spend time talking about cell phone bling, because no discerning reader like yourself recognizes...
Online Gym Alternatives

Online Gym Alternatives

Q: I feel like I get sucked into gym promotional rates for the New Year every year.  Am I throwing my money away or will I really go this year? A: You came to the right place.  Obviously a team of programming geniuses are also the pinnacle of perfect...
CES 2019

CES 2019

Q:  The Consumer Electronics Show came and went a month ago and I’m still waiting for the PropellerHead take on all the exciting new technology they announced – what gives? A: We just assumed that some sort of AI chatbot was going to write this column for...

Computer Jargon

Q: My boss keeps asking me if I have enough “spare cycles” to work on new projects. I know what she’s asking, and I know this is a computer term, but where does it come from? A: In what can only be described as Dilbert cartoons come tragically to life, your boss is...
2019 Predictions

2019 Predictions

Q: Since 2019 is upon us…what can we expect in the world of technology next year? A: We’ll make a deal with you: We’ll share our predictions for 2019 here with you, and in return you agree not to go back and check how well we did on our 2018 predictions, capiche? (For...